And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
