I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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