ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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