ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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