I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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