she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
is wine microwaveable?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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