I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
We got so high we made milksteak
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
