This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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