What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He passed out mid-signature
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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