going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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