this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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