Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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