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a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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