I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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