the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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