what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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