did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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