on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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