he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
This is the high leading the old right now
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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