You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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