He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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