i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
