Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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