hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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