Come see our sink grown plant.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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