YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
whose parrot is this?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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