Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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