its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
