My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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