Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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