just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
