so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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