I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I love having hate sex.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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