Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
My vagina is very pro this idea
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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