I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
MIDGETS
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
