We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
NoShamevember. You game?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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