I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I need water and some morals
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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