Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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