Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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