I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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