K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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