So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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