I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You can make out without kissing
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