I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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