I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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