i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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