Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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