well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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