so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think I have vodka in my lungs
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I am mentally ready for anal.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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