u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
