how can u be prego again
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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