It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This is my gift to your gina
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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