How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
handjob tips. give me some.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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