everyone is single if you try hard enough
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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