im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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