hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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