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i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My dad just said "fuck circus"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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