why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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